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Connecting

Top 10 signs your group is not connecting.

 |  posted 7/12/2007

Topics:Connecting, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership
Filters:Coach, Connect, Group Leader, Pastor
Purpose:Fellowship
References:Proverbs 17:22, Ecclesiastes 3:4
Date Added:July 12, 2007

10. Most well-received suggestion for next week's discussion: "How to Multiply A Group of Nine into Nine Separate Groups."

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

9. Harvey starts air-drumming while Sarah is pouring out her heart.

Kevin  Cunningham, Trinity Baptist  Church, Nashua, NH

8. You get to the host home and the front door is locked.

Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

7. Group members promote not only the empty CHAIR, but also the vacant LIVING ROOM and the deserted DRIVEWAY.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

6. Group members take up a collection for another member's loss of job … which happened last year.

Jeff Sagstetter, Crestview Christian

5. The Leader refers to every group member as "what's his face".

Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

4. A five-member small group … eight restraining orders.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

3. Male group members think "connecting" means giving the "nod" to each other as they pass on Sunday mornings in the hallway.

Jeff Sagstetter, Crestview Christian

2. "Get over it" is the common response to someone who shares a personal issue.

Dan Anderson, Pacific Coast Church

1. Your sure-fire, "can't miss" icebreaker ends with you calling 9-1-1 and several group members contacting their attorneys.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA


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